Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Nine O'clock Nookie

The ideal time to re-ignite the pilot light of passion in your relationship. Here are some reasons why you should...

1. You've had a chance to eat and digest some sustenance, after all we all need to eat.
2. Hubby should be home (this is being promoted as a team sport, but by all means go solo once in a while)
3. Subject to your kids being under 5 they should be in bed asleep (warning:teenagers will not look fondly on PDOPA (public displays of parental affection)
4. You aren't in your zombie state 'I really just need to sleep' phase yet...
5. The evening is young enough to hop on the good foot, do the bad thing, and still have time for dessert, or a bath, cup or tea, and watch your favourite TV soap.
6. Because then you can sleep easy knowing that you've done your bit to bolster the depressingly low average copulation stats for marrieds (with kids) in the UK.